Say What!? Wednesday: How to Lose a Boss in 10 Days

This week's edition of SWW touches on the more personal side of being boss...and that's dealing with the ladies. We've all been there and suffered the disappointment of a total dimepiece blowing her shot by committing the Cardinal Sins. Here's our lists:

P-LO
1) Not knowing how to pronounce Teruo Artistry. (Im out)
2) Open toed shoes and your feet look like one of the Flintstones. (You aint rippin my sheets)
3) Can only cook smoothies. (I dont want to have to go to Del Taco err night)
4) You have an ex-boyfriend who works for any police or government agency. (Self explanatory)
5) I have to meet your parents on the 2nd date and they want a drug test.
6) I have to watch 3 episodes of Lost before you are ready to go to dinner. ( I mean...)
7) While I'm a sleep you even peak into my jewelry box.
8) You snore louder than me.
9) You have a tattoo on your neck of the hood you grew up in. (I already have an ex with that)
10) Right after we have sex you start talking about how many children you want and how you stopped taking the pill. (Its happened)

Saul Good
1) Talk about past relationships on the first date
2) You drive a Range, but never had a job
3) Hairy arms
4) You don't tell jokes
5) You listen to the radio and think it's great
6) You drive like a tough guy
7) You email me 5 paragraphs the next day about our 'connection'
8) You have cats
9) You talk super loud at the restaurant and everyone can hear you
10) You're afraid of things like the ocean, going places by yourself and germs